(Source: kingruffalo, via thewinchesterswagger)
splinteryourspine:
splinteryourspine:
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
(via hairandglasses)
flyingblades:
a photoset of pure struggle
(Source: iambobe, via detectivenicks)
gabriellavonblack:
royalrunes:
So I have been in some form of a LOKI’D war with my friend and today I decided to LOKI’D her room. So another friend and I did this. She’ll keep finding them months from now. I feel super accomplished.
i wouldnt even take them down. just say thank you and keep moving.
(via ihaveapurposelikeian)
sherlocksimplywalksintomordor:
geothebio:
Because he’s always standing in Thor’s shadow.
(via satan-is-a-six-year-old)
soundlesswind:
anorie:
saintdoriangray:
oh-hello-there-pretty:
sageoflogic:
stuff-and-shenanigans:
tomhiddlestonfans:
callmekitto:
sherlocksupportgroup:
I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING
TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL
FREEDOM IS A LIE
BOW TO ME OR DIE
YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~
EVER JUST DISDAIN
EVER WARS TO RISE
EVER HATING THOR
EVER JUST AS SURE
AS MIDGARD WILL DIE
CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE
AS IT THINKS NO MORE
I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY
ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…
WHEN I WISH UPON A TESSERACT
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO STANDS AGAINST
FOR ANYTHING MY HEART DESIRES
WILL BE MINE
LOOK AT ME
I WILL NEVER PASS FOR AN ASGARDIAN
OR A PERFECT HEIR
CAN IT BE, THAT I’M NOT MEANT
TO PLAY THIS PART?
AM I MEANT TO RULE?
HOW TALL DO THE FROST GIANTS GROW?
IF WE KILL THEM NOW, THEN WE’LL NEVER KNOW?
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE HORSE CRY TO IT’S LONG LOVED MUM?
OR FELT ALL MIDGARD KNEEL IN THEIR LOSS
SO KNEEL, ALL YOU FUCKERS, INCLUDING YOU, THOR.
AND I’LL PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE BIFROST.
IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT
I GUESS I’VE ALREADY WON THAT
NO REALM IS WORTH THE AGGREVATION
IT’S ANCIENT HISTORY
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
WHO’D’YA THINK YOU’RE KIDDING?
YOU’D HAVE ASGARD AND JOTUNHEIM
TRY TO KEEP IT HIDDEN
SOMETIMES HEIMDALL CANNOT SEE YOU
BOY YOU CAN’T CONCEAL IT
WHEN YOU TOUCH THE CASKET
WHO YOUR FATHER IS
NO CHANCE, NO WAY
I WON’T SAY I’M HIS SON
YOU’RE BLUE, RED EYES
WHY DENY IT, OH OH
IT CAN’T BE TRUE
I CAN’T BE LAUFEY’S SON
HIME, HIME THIS IS FOR YOU. THIS IS FOR YOU.
(Source: becausehiddles, via homobench)
z0mb13xcupcak3s:
bahahah!
hashtagshutthefuckup:
(Source: dirtyluxury, via fffeliiinessevveryywheree)
everythingisstatusquo:
meanwhile, at the super hot and extremely good looking lifeguard convention…
(Source: under-estimating, via ihaveapurposelikeian)
I don’t even have a computer.
(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via we-can-make-a-change)